The photo does no justice, but maybe i was very drunk too… This is my gay real life John Snow! Err…
Night!
Ben and I in a gay bar after 2/3 of the group abandoned us. Party animals! (also £6 entry, gotta make the most of it!)
My grandparents don’t know my name. (i have two((sorta))
“Sorry about getting you name wrong on the envelope! Have a wonderful birthday, love nan and grandad.”
At least they sent a card
After finishing work on Thursday, walking outside the supermarket lays wait a montage of adorable animals! I held an owl, petted some rabbits, and viewed a tarantula, snake, meerkats, and chinchilla! Weird. Fun.
My job involves me spending hours per day organising stock in harsh chilly freezers. Today, i made i sign. My manager did not appreciate it as much as i did.
hmph.
Day 2 of self-improvement Jake’n.
Second day long run around nearby farm tracks, second salad consumed for dinner. Salad and pasta prepared for day 3 lunch.
Things to report; Lettuce is boring, and does not remain in good condition for extended periods. Reconsider eating. Mm.
My calves are pansies that can’t take moving faster than 5mph for extended periods of time. Wuss.
Just ordered my swanky new £150 two piece suit (Bargain!) and my wardrobe is prepared for the new job with a sweet collection of 5 new M&S shirts.
Early days man, feelin’ good. Will it last? History tells me no…
My day out with Ben.
Comic book shopping > record shopping > sweet shopping > zippo shopping > Wagamamas > suit fitting (told the lady we were gay.) > ice-cream > train! Romantic.
Had my first experience with Root Beer and Tootsie Rolls. Both are shit. Root beer = disinfectant.
Wanking: Useful!
Have a cold currently. Childhood protip: “It’s not snot blocking your nose, it’s the blood vessels. Run up the stairs to clear it.”
Pssh, please. I can raise my pulse just fine in my chair.
My Fetish
I would freeze my sperm - Go into cryogenic sleep for 100 years - Have a system in place where a female will be selected with as similar features to myself as possible - Impregnate her ensuring female embryo - daughter will share 50% my genes. When she’s 13 (old enough to become pregnant) fertilise her with my sperm - granddaughter 75% my genes - repeat process for 100 years - eventually great grand grand grand grand grand grand daughter will approximately have 99% of my genes - when she turns 21 (my age) I will be able to have sex with a female version of myself.
